l'humour est la politesse du désespoir ;)

Lu sur le net!!!!

> Doctors:
> A. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
> B. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
> C. Accidental deaths per physician is just over 17%
> Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
>
> Now Guns:
> A. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, 80
> Million.)
> B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
> 1,500.
> C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 00188%.
> Statistics courtesy of F.B.I. Statistically, doctors are
> approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>
> Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
>
> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
> DOCTOR!
>
> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediately. We
> must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>
> Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the
> statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic
> and seek medical attention.


Par conséquent.... je réagis tout de suite à cette info...

ouuuh scary, I'm going out right this minute to buy myself a gun and find a
doctor to
shoot so as to prevent more harm being done ;))))
.... or did I misinterpret this info in the slightest???? ;)))))

NB: je rigole bien sûr, les médecins n'ont aucune inquiétude à se faire, je ne vais pas faire ça!!!