blague sur les langages informatiques
c'est vraiment super, Internet. J'ai cette blague quelque part dans ma cave sur un papier. On me l'a donnée y a des années et je trouvais ça très drôle (même si je ne suis pas informaticienne) au niveau de la logique du discours. Eh bien, là, grâce à internet, je l'ai retrouvée en quelques minutes. Internet, c'est plus pratique qu'une cave :)
A Lay Person's Guide To Programming Languages
C: You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++:
You accidentally create a dozen instances
of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency
assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies
and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over
there."
Fortran:
You shoot yourself in each toe,
iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot
and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you
have no exception-handling ability.
Modula-2:
After realizing that you can't accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.
COBOL:
USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at
LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE,
THEN return HANDGUN to HOLDSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be
retied.
LISP:
You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the
gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun
with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds ...
BASIC:
Shoot yourself in foot with water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.
FORTH:
Foot in yourself shoot.
APL:
You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.
Pascal:
The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
SNOBOL:
If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot.
Concurrent Euclid:
You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.
HyperTalk:
Put the first bullet of the gun into the left of leg of you. Answer the result.
Motif:
You spend days writing a UIL description
of your foot, the trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scrollwork
on the ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling
the trigger, the gun jams.
Unix:
% Is foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o % rm *.o rm: .o: No such file or directory % is %
DOS:
You can't get to either foot from here.
OS/2:
Point to Body and click, point to leg and click, point to lower leg and click, point to foot and gun goes click.
Xbase:
Shooting yourself is no problem. If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, you'll have to use Clipper.
Paradox:
Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.
Revelation:
You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot, just as soon as you figure out what all these bullets are for.
Visual Basic:
You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you don't care.
Prolog:
You tell your program you want to be
shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax
doesn't allow it to explain.
370 JCL:
You send your foot down to MIS with a
4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years
later, your foot comes back deep-fried.